She said we'd play a game now
And I'd be the wife
The husband came home from work
But the wife had to work, too
I couldn't just lie there
Not a wife like me
Yeah, I had to work too
So we could switch...
And then she took a scissors
And cut off all my fingers
And held me in the good old-fashioned way
I had a lot of questions
She answered them wisely
'Cause she knew just the way to make me stay
So we could switch...
How can you be so mean
You're the only girl I know
I do everything you want me to
But always make me go first
She said to try it on now
'Cause it probably wouldn't fit her
So I zipped it up one leg at a time
We tried to show her family
But they were eating dinner
So we screamed and ran back outside
So we could switch...
She grabbed hold of my antlers
And rode me like a reindeer
Kept kickin' at my sides to make me go
I took her to the North Pole
We left our clothes behind us
So we could find our way home
So we could switch...
credits
from Bunny - Songs '99-'03,
released September 21, 2009
Laurel Podulke - lead vocals
Mike Gainor - guitar
John Paulson - programming
